you are the stars

shymerish:

the saga

kurokoshirai:

*slides up to a cute chick* hey babe ever notice how theres a ‘u’ & an ‘i’ in yuri

stuckwith-harry:

jelloisfalling:

forget-the-maps:

Every frame of the Harry Potter movies, condensed into a barcode.

you know why theres a white part at the end? because happiness can be found even in the darkest of times

The Harry Potter fandom has officially lost their minds.

the harry potter fandom: where people get all emotional over colour stripes

(Source: moviebarcode)

autisticmerrill:

support butch lesbians

support flamboyant gay men

support polyamorous bisexuals and pansexuals

support sex-repulsed asexuals

don’t throw people under the bus because they “fit a stereotype” you deem negative that you try to distance yourself from

tatehorror:

*rebels cautiously*

(Source: tatehorror)

grinderman2:

me in high school: omg cant wait for college
me in college: omg cant wait for the 10 years between retirement and the cold embrace of the grave

me: what are taxes and how do I pay them?
school system: worry not
school system: mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell

rnusicality:

fun statistics for adults!
“when I was a kid, I had no help with college tuition, I was hardworking and paid it all myself”
-Annual tuition for Yale, 1970: $2,550
-Annual tuition for Yale, 2014: $45,800
-Minimum Wage, 1970: $1.45
-Minimum Wage, 2014: $7.25
-Daily hours at minimum wage needed to pay for tuition in 1970: 4.8
-Daily hours at minimum wage needed to pay for tuition in 2014: 17.3

boicult:

me as hell

(Source: perpetuallystrange)

genderoftheday:

Today’s Gender of the day is: Goldfish

lucidliebestod:

nerdismee:

The forbidden love amongst the skeleton war.

Two sides, both alike in anatomy,
In fair Walmart, where we lay our scene.

DO YOU BITE YOUR DISTAL PHALANGES AT US SIR

(Source: jazminekhan)

  · spannish lessions w/ milo

ka-ka-ka-kanaya:

"i want a blowjob"

quiero una biblia

"call a prostitute"

llama a la monja

"where is the strip club"

donde esta la iglesia

"i want to get laid"

quiero leer la palabra de dios

(Source: z-ojja)

orllais:

when the solutions to a medical problem are “reduce stress” i am like? what am i going to do about this????? not go to school?? get rid of my parents??? force myself deeper down the road of total and complete apathy???

oktober2nd:

lana-loves-lingua-latina:

if “barnacles” is a curse word in Spongebob, then how do you explain Barnacle Boy’s name

He’s a fuck boy